But now that corner isn't mopped...

I mean that's top-tier BS right there! Haha

That would be an upgrade to what happend with me and my wife

I just feel asleep completely drunk and my poor now wife was waiting for an hour alone in the bar

When I woke up, I pulled up every sorry excuse I had and came to her, when she was already at another place - with family and friends

So, I was the declared asshole, when I arrived - and I agreed

It's now over 12 years and we're still happy with each other
A single fuck up doesn't dictate a whole character - or maybe my wife is just the saint, I believe her to be, to keep up with me

Anyway, we're happy since quite some time