"Planetary distance are temporatory earth, equater the elenonts and regnestiom org toed dishlign."

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[–] 36 points 1 month ago (7 children)

a map of the solar system where Mars has been labeled “Marc.”

Love this way more than I should. I just imagine the rest of the planets with new names.

Meriel, Vanessa, Ernest, Marc, Justin, Stewart, Umberto, Nathan, and Paul

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Umberto

    Finally put an end to all those Uranus jokes 👍

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Does no one bother with quality control anymore?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Look at who's running the country.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    First assignment should be to correct all the errors without using an internet connection

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago*

    Actually a good idea.

    Hey, class. Today i found these awful AI slop generations of the solar system. We'll be going to the library to research the actual planets and fix the mistakes. We'll also write short description paragraphs about each planet based on what we learned during our research.
    Make sure to write down the title and author of each source used!

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago

    The fact that it misspelled Texas but got Wyoming correct is pretty hilarious.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Welp, Southern staters aren't getting brighter

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Has middle school subjects changed so much that they need new materials? Or are they avoiding paying for licensed educational materials?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    The second is exactly right, though at the same time school books are a massive scam too. They'll change a picture or reorganize the wording and say the old one is outdated. I don't know anything about k-12 book sales but I am intimately aware of how the college book system works. So I can't imagine it's a whole lot different other than possibly cheaper to avoid scandal.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    What are they smoking in Kentucky?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I like where Tijuana is located now.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago*

    To be fair it spelled Texas how Texans pronounce it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I prefer these new names.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    The certificate still needs to come from the school, but it's now up to parents to educate their children.

    It's been getting worse over the past several years, and for the most part teachers are not to blame, their hands are tied by admin, and some really awful parents, too.

    Read /r/teachers for some insight, especially if you have kids in elementary school.

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