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[–] 62 points 1 month ago

I don't want to hear any more speculation about Ole' Poopypants' health. I just want to hear when it finally happens.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    originally i had planned to make it my own personal holiday when pedo in chief finally croaks, but i think "trump's fucking dead" day should be celebrated for at least a week

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago*

    That’s what I had planned for January 6, 2020, but Trump had other plans…

    That big bottle of bourbon I bought? Instead, I drunk it in disbelief while I watched the horror unfold on live TV…

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    The one obituary I look forward to every single day. C'mon lil blood vessel, you can do it!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago

    Just fucking die already. I want to open that bottle I've been saving for the occasion.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    I’d absolutely love to be wrong, but I had to say he’s probably going to live out the full 4 years of his term. Any speculation his health is rapidly declining seems like cope.

    They’ll be able to keep that rotting ghoul alive. He’s got the best healthcare in the world and monitoring 24/7.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I mean who's to say they don't pull another Mitch McConnell move. It obviously worked last time.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I'd bet he's literally hooked to machines 24/7 and a doctor or a "doctor" embedded in his entourage. Blood pressure or heart rate takes a slight dip or bump and he could get instant drugs to counteract. Basically the most immediate care anyone could get without being actively attended in a hospital.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Because Trump is far to public for this to work. Not like a public figure but between his rallies and press events where he sits sleeping behind the desk in the Oval Office it would not work as well.

    I mean I guess you could AI some footage but that seems way risky with as conspiracy pilled most of MAGA is.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Right? This guy's move right after nearly dying of COVID was to go out on the White House balcony and mouth-breathe in front of a camera crew so everyone could see how "tough" he was.

    No way could he actually die without people noticing immediately.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    They only need him to get past 731 days so they can scapegoat him and let Vance run the show for 2 years minus a day before his own 2 terms.

    Maybe they'll repeal term limits for him too.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Must have been an easy job, Dick Cheney didn't have a heart

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Fuck that war criminal dick chaney too

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