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[-] moustachio@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago

I’d absolutely love to be wrong, but I had to say he’s probably going to live out the full 4 years of his term. Any speculation his health is rapidly declining seems like cope.

They’ll be able to keep that rotting ghoul alive. He’s got the best healthcare in the world and monitoring 24/7.

[-] Saffire@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

I mean who's to say they don't pull another Mitch McConnell move. It obviously worked last time.

[-] Catma@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Because Trump is far to public for this to work. Not like a public figure but between his rallies and press events where he sits sleeping behind the desk in the Oval Office it would not work as well.

I mean I guess you could AI some footage but that seems way risky with as conspiracy pilled most of MAGA is.

[-] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Right? This guy's move right after nearly dying of COVID was to go out on the White House balcony and mouth-breathe in front of a camera crew so everyone could see how "tough" he was.

No way could he actually die without people noticing immediately.

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I'd bet he's literally hooked to machines 24/7 and a doctor or a "doctor" embedded in his entourage. Blood pressure or heart rate takes a slight dip or bump and he could get instant drugs to counteract. Basically the most immediate care anyone could get without being actively attended in a hospital.

[-] Saffire@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Either that or he's actually dead and being Weekend At Bernies'd.

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

Maybe that's what that ass-box was that he was towing behind him.

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I mean they’re keeping Bitch McConnell alive so…

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

They only need him to get past 731 days so they can scapegoat him and let Vance run the show for 2 years minus a day before his own 2 terms.

Maybe they'll repeal term limits for him too.

[-] moustachio@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

These guys get way too much credit, they’re incompetent fools. There’s not really a plan. When there is one, the orange idiot throws it into chaos

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 59 points 14 hours ago

I don't want to hear any more speculation about Ole' Poopypants' health. I just want to hear when it finally happens.

[-] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 34 points 14 hours ago

originally i had planned to make it my own personal holiday when pedo in chief finally croaks, but i think "trump's fucking dead" day should be celebrated for at least a week

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

That’s what I had planned for January 6, 2020, but Trump had other plans…

That big bottle of bourbon I bought? Instead, I drunk it in disbelief while I watched the horror unfold on live TV…

[-] SGGeorwell@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

It will be at least unofficially celebrated for years and years.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

Must have been an easy job, Dick Cheney didn't have a heart

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

He did, but it was someone else's.

(An "anonymous donor" gave their heart for his transplant. No word on if threats were involved.)

[-] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 23 points 14 hours ago

The one obituary I look forward to every single day. C'mon lil blood vessel, you can do it!

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago

Personally looking forward to the opening of the Trump memorial unisex bathroom, located at whatever cemetery he's buried in.

[-] hoppeduponcoffee@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

He deserves nothing less to be buried under a public restroom in the National Mall, complete with a honorary placard marking it as a monument.

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

Just fucking die already. I want to open that bottle I've been saving for the occasion.

[-] Akh@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Fuck that war criminal dick chaney too

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