DuckDuckGo should apply this lesson to their search engine!

I took the time to read the fine print, and these glasses appear to sense the vector of reflected light and specifically filter out waves with a horizontal orientation. The processimg power needed to do this will mean these must have an uncomfortably large battery or require frequent charging.

Well not nothing. They do block the sun.

The most wild feature avout my sunglasses are that they have air pockets in the arms so they float if dropped in water.

But of course it does something. It blocks light, and let a man stare at boobs discreetly.

Sunglasses dont do 'absolitely nothing'.

Normalizing glasses that look like Facebook perv glasses isn't something I would want.

my socks also lack video recording or generative AI integration. perhaps i should sell them to eBay

That's cool. Way cooler if they were polarized though.

I have a pair of prescription, self darkening lenses in cheap frames that look like the DDG ones, and no one has ever given me a second glance when I wear them in public places.