Shame she doesn't exist.

And everyone applauded.

and they were roommates

Holy shit, what do I say? This guy has been dumping philosophy 101 on me for half an hour like he just invented it

Even if the thing is kind of sweet, I hate these self brags.

after the 5 minutes she probably said something like "Did you say something?"

Meme level aside, are pickup lines a real thing where you are from?

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