Me IRL :(

Or just make it in a cup in the microwave at 2am. That’s when the need is real.

As an adult I sometimes realise I could just go out in my car and buy cake if I had a car and a whole-ass cake wasn't an expense I'd have to budget for before impulse-buying on a whim ):

Guess you never heard about diabetes

Do it >:)

As an adult whose kids are moving out to college, I always forget how sick I can make myself buying just one cake …. From Costco

I’ll do this occasionally then feel guilty when I can’t finish the whole cake before I have to throw it out :/

As an adult with kids, there is nothing more satisfying than to stealthily eat sweets, while your kids play in the same room. And not get noticed. Very hard to pull off. But so satisfying. Because you can think about eating chocolate and they come running.

I make cake for a living.