Brazilian drama stars with Mourinho drama, parking the bus and shithousing? sounds like a great telenovela

Samba Catenaccio soon

YES PLEASE

I imagine the Brazilian fans would be very happy watching that dross football.

Explains his comments towards Carlo lol

This is most probably a bs rumour because there were strong rumors of Don Carlo leaving our club at the end of this current season and Mourinho's brand of football is completely opposite to that of Brazil nt.

Him and Carlo tag team managing at this rate

Is he basically fed up with the lack of backing at Roma? He's doing alright there in general considering yet there's lots of noise about him leaving by May.

From joga bonito to football's grim reaper who sucks all joy and beauty out of the sport, how sad

Does he even speak brazilian?

Oh, so that's why he said Carlo should stay at Madrid.

Does he know that?

its too good to be true

Please no

The notice doesn't have any content, its just pure speculation, they don't even present something new.

Brazilian players need mentality change and I can see Mourinho putting fire under these players’ asses similar to what he did in Madrid. His final year at Madrid was not ideal but I personally think the team’s subsequent successes wouldn’t have been possible without Mourinho. Madrid pre-Mourinho and post are very clear especially when it comes to fighting till end and clutch winning

I remember him saying long time ago (when he was RM coach) that he wouldn't like to be national team coach because he likes to work with players all the time, not only twice per year

They didn’t hit rock bottom yet. Take Mou and they will

Adding Mourinho trademark shithousery to Conmebol’s will be spicy as f. Would be more entertaining than any reality tv shows out there

I always do that in Football manager and they always reject me.

no mo

Brazil playing Joseball at a World Cup is definitely darkest timeline material but the fallout would be spectacular

Journalism-the easiest job ever

Due to corruption, he would never be the coach. To be the Brazil coach, you need to be CBF's puppet and only call players the agents and sponsors want

I need that. We need that

• Brazil is known as “Jogo Bonito”
• Mourinho will transform it into a “Terrorist Bonito”