Studies have also not ruled out dragons living under the surface of the Earth.

But they have failed to show any correlation to even suggest causation.

Say it with me now: "You cannot prove a negative."

“Studies have not ruled out the possibility that a teapot, too small to be seen by telescopes, orbits the Sun somewhere in space between the Earth and Mars.”

Studies have not ruled out the possibility that my penis cures depression.

Studies haven't ruled out that eating pasta is slowing down global warming

Studies have not ruled out the possibility that the worm ate his whole brain

When the CDC said face masks wouldn’t help prevent the spread of COVID they were cooked.

Lots of good still there, but this shit is old.

Studies have not proven that monkeys do not fly out of my butt.

One fucking study said there was a link and it was proven fraudulent. Every fucking study since then debunked it. Still, scientists are forced to keep wasting time continuing to debunk it

Autism is better than deadtism

He simply can't let go.