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[–] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you need ice, instead of buying ice cubes from the grocery store, you can put water in the freezer and wait!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Screaming obscenities at the AI customer service rep will get it to transfer you to a real person much faster than being polite to it will

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Telling it you're gonna kill yourself because its help was so bad also works! (at last with broadcom's AI, which is really annoying)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Ooh I like that. I wonder if you could guilt trip one of these customer service AIs into lower your bill that way.

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  • [+] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)
    [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    First pants, then shoes

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    If you yell "representative" loudly and repeatedly in any government lobby you will recieve service much faster

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    When you tie a shoe, you should always tie it clockwise and never counter-clockwise.
    This has to do with Feng Shui as cosmic currents tend to run counter-clockwise,
    thus strengthening the ties between yin and yang.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Most farm gates do not have cameras and few farmers walk the entire fence everytime they let their animals graze

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    You can curate your own feed of entertainment and information without any one platform and you can intentionally consume information and media.

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