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[–] 115 points 3 years ago (4 children)

In the red corner, hailing from Colorado and standing at five foot six, louder than a 12-gauge, dumber than a whole box of Facebook marketplace rifle suppressors masquerading as fuel filters; she’ll knock your socks off just so her husband can sniff your feet (but only if you’re under 16); the undeniably uneducated; universally unloved… Lauren “Ppppppplaaaaan B” Booooooooooebert.

In the other red corner, all the way from god-knows-where-and-we-wish-she’d-go-back-already; she’s got on more makeup than a dumpster full of Sephora customer returns; she’s been evicted from every trailer park in the greater Dalton metro area; the immortal god-Queen of the international association of Karens; Marjorie Taylor “White Trash Barbie” Grrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Which one is most likely to use a steel chair first? And can this please be a Hell in a Cell match

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    My money is on Marge for the first chair strike. Boebert looks like a a hair puller.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    For some reason I see her in Ultimate Warrior makeup screaming nonsense about launching a rocket to destroy the Jewish space lasers. I’m tempted to call Boebert Shawn Michaels but she’s not in the same galaxy of talent or ability in anything as HBK in the ring

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  • [–] [S] 50 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    The Green-Boebert match is sponsored by Monster Energy Drinks, Fan Duel, and Crypto /s

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    Unfortunately, there's a whole sub-section of Republican men who would love nothing more than to see that. And it would make them support them even more.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Not a republican, but I staunchly support anything that potentially ends with christian nationalists putting each other in the hospital. Let them fight.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    No, they were talking about people who would be turned on by the cat fight.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    We need a reboot of celebrity death match, now more than ever.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    we keeping on trucking to the idiocracy timeline, i see.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Will this be before or after the Musk Zuck fight?

    Which one is the main event?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    One can only hope for a long and brutal fight, much damage. Mutual annihilation would be great. Pass the popcorn.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    (popcorn crunching noises)

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Making popcorn...

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    What’re the odds one of them pulls a gun mid fight?

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Boebert shoots like a Star Wars Stromtrooper and can't hot the broadside of a barn.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I think we should give them both Bowie knives and tell them to go at it, and may the most reprehensible person lose/win.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Celebrity death match!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I mean YouTubers are boxing each other so why not politicians.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    They're going to have to start charging pay-per-view on C-Span.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Ding Dong vs Ho Ho.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Let them fight~ Let them fight~

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