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Mitch McConnell Clarifies Absence Due To Brief Planned Trip To Afterlife (theonion.com)
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[–] 8 points 1 month ago

I saw a satirical news short from the Onion's YouTube channel regarding Lindsey Graham's death, saying that first reponders are being hailed as heroes for not arriving before Graham died.

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    [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Had to go to Hell for his performance review

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    [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    he had a brief 20 minute conversation with lindsey graham who told him "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's fucking hot in here"

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