I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

• Mark Twain

Must of caught the diarrhea bug then shit himself to death.

This is how I found out:

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was Mitch Lindsay's lover?

The Grim Reaper made a wrong turn somewhere.

You sent who to the underworld?! I didn't say Linsey Graham! I said Mitch McConnell! Mitch-fucking-McConnell! You know, the other dirtbag southern Republican senator, the one in the hospital. You had one job.

That is awesome news!

If they gave his corpse an enama, they could bury him in a matchbox.

Hey, A friend spoke to him! Yesterday. In tongues!

What a shitty article.

Op, couldn't you find a better source that highlights how shitty this man's tenure had been, including a body count?

Thank god, finally