How is this different than any other Taco Bell outing?

Guess gutting the FDA was a big mistake

You should know that the Dallas Express name was bought out and is currently published by a conservative Trump supporter:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Bennett

Oh man.

I almost bought alfalfa sprouts the other day. Seems like a bad time to do that.

also see https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/07/michigans-explosive-outbreak-of-diarrheal-parasite-jumps-to-over-1200-cases/

removed all veggis. unwrap and place in toilet to be safe.

I mean… that’s every Taco Bell menu item for the last 30 years