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[–] 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it makes me sad we'll most likely have to have a belated party rather than on the actual day

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  • [–] 38 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Won’t be announced dead until ballot registration deadline passes in Kentucky, that’s my bet.

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  • He's really gonna be a evil ghoul up until the day he dies without spending any time enjoying his wealth worry free. He was in it for the love of the game

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago

    I'm sure there's a "prediction marketplace" (a.k.a. betting parlor) running a lively scheme on when the actual announcement will come - stacked by those with insider knowledge who will bet an hour before it happens, of course.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago
    [–] 12 points 1 month ago*

    If he wasn't dead they would have produced at least a video clip, some audio and/or pictures. Liars testimonies aren't worth squat.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago
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    Who ist that?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    This is my favorite conspiracy theory of 2026 so far. I wouldn't be surprised if it took them 3 weeks to come up with a passable AI to do those phone calls his colleagues have claimed to have.

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