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[–] 59 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

Let us Europeans take New York back. I like the name New Amsterdam better anyway (sorry, UK). It is the 'only solution'

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  • [–] 45 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    A US takeover of Greenland is currently the only way to address the long-term security risks surrounding the ice-covered island belonging to the Kingdom of Denmark, a senior US official said on Sunday.

    Why would you be concerned about Denmark (and Europe) being able to attack the USA if there's no war with them? Unless...

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Officially, they're worried China will take it.

    I'm not sure how they're going to stealthily take it though, being it's on the wrong ocean for China.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    There is no security risk to the US. Trump simply wants to grab land.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    The Iran war is winding down now so they need another ridiculous distraction before people START TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!!

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    How about you finish up in Iran, take care of Venezuela or end the Ukraine war before you pick new fights.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago*

    These guys really like synonyms of the term "final solution" for some reason. It just rolls off the tongue for them.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    The senior government official pointed to busy naval activity in the region around Greenland

    This is an extreme lie. Pathetic europe deserves to be destroyed for tolerating it. There is no russian or chinese need to passage close to greenland, unless to deliver goods to us or canada.

    Only reason usneeds greenland is to threaten europe.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Any Native American or First peoples tribes interested in taking over the Hawaiian and California governments? We'll take whatever pledges you want us to take.

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