Bruh. Attention seeking maxxxing.

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[–] 100 points 3 months ago (25 children)

I mean she is right... If you don't mind fucking people you hate, why not.

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    [–] 70 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    No, what you want to do is find a female CEO and get her really drunk. After she passes out, you cover yourself and her ladyparts with tomato sauce and red Jell-O. When she wakes up in the morning, she’ll think she gave birth to you and twenty to thirty years later she’ll give you the company because of nepotism. Easy peasy.

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  • [–] 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Sleeping your way to the top, but let's not call it that.

    But hey, if it works ... and you can stomach it...

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  • [–] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    They're describing something that has gone on for hundreds of years - sleeping your way to the top

    Bait

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    They are also describing some of the other ways people advance their careers - some of which are difficult for women to tap into (golf is the easiest example to point out). Sex just happens to be more available to women as a tool. The older I get, the less it bothers me - perhaps it's the years of watching undeserved promotions and bonuses being handed out...

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  • [–] 40 points 3 months ago

    Unfortunately this person is correct in their reasoning. This is also why upper management is full of morons almost everywhere.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    0% chance this isn’t an AI written engagement bait post

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I too think there is some satirical note to it but we have seen it all. An office flirt opens more doors than excel sheets can ever do. Also people react wayy differently to you whether you are attractive or not. Probably in antrophic expectation of implicit reproduction possibilities. I've seen both sides, however once you make clear there's nothing going on besides professionalism the drop is harder as attractive person vs. getting no attention as ogre.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I find it very difficult to believe someone would put this on LinkedIn, not going to lie. But at the same time, I wouldn't be surprised.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    But has it gotten you anywhere?

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    "Networking" was a thing even before the internet. It was one of the things I hated about the corporate/professional world. It is definitely who you know, not what you know. Look at the current usa administration. Talk about being out of your depth and out of your league.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago*

    It's kinda curious that she doesn't mention what doing this has allowed her to achieve (promotion, high position in a big company, etc). You would think she would put an emphasis on that to sell people on her way of life.

    This almost sound like gambler logic. One more cock and I will make it big!

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    She's right, she just forgets herself in her calculation. When everything is done she won't have learned how it is to feel genuinely and be felt for genuinely, and that loss will weigh heavily.

    Remember to always add yourselves into your equations, kids.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago*

    Jim & Pam were ScrantonMogMaxxing

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    They are doing late nights after all. Also, at one point of whoring yourself out you should be in a comfy position, no? Thinking of that head of HR and CEO on the coldplay gig. Like, how many people's genitals you wanna lick until they finally give you the title "head of". At some point being an escort must be more profitable.

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    Sounds uncomfortable to the point of panic attacks but you do you

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I've always dated at work. Whats the bfd?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    But did you do it to fuck your coworker into emotions and giving you a better position, after which you dumped the person to look for next opportunity?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I have never been happier that my career path and strategy is nothing like this.

    I would have hated my life so much.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago

    If it doesn't get you promoted, at least you get to have sex. So I guess it's better than most strategies.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago

    Ew an actual office whore.

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