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Dat README.md doe
(github.com)
Thus reads like one of those "forward this to 10 people or you will die" mails.
YOU. ARE. ALREADY. DEAD.
PS: I just wanted a working fork of their app. Instead, I got this masterpiece. 5/7, would infohazard again
Uuuhhhhh... Guys, the SCP Wiki is leaking again!
wat
Infohazard, beratna
Except, fr fr!
Is this somekind of incantation to keep AI away from the code????
Basically, yes
What is the?
Highlights:
- "Serverless Legal Immunity" - the Principal is "Un-Hostable"
- "Grand Trespass of the Soul" if you try to psychologically coerce him
- "maritime Admiralty jurisdiction" - classic SovCit
- Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
- Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
- Explicit warning to "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES" not to trespass on his cognitive integrity
Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!
P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha...fuck
ChatGPT-generated it seems like, judging by the emoji headlines.
What is it?
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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