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Dat README.md doe (github.com)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I promise I wasn't reading it, I was traveling across it.

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[–] 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Thus reads like one of those "forward this to 10 people or you will die" mails.

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    • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Uuuhhhhh... Guys, the SCP Wiki is leaking again!

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    [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    wat

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    • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    What is the?

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Highlights:

    • "Serverless Legal Immunity" - the Principal is "Un-Hostable"
    • "Grand Trespass of the Soul" if you try to psychologically coerce him
    • "maritime Admiralty jurisdiction" - classic SovCit
    • Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
    • Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
    • Explicit warning to "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES" not to trespass on his cognitive integrity

    Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!

    P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha...fuck

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    • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Is this somekind of incantation to keep AI away from the code????

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    • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    What is it?

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