This was a great read! Been a long time since I saw satire this on-point.

I was in this story in a past life. I've been most of the engineering roles it feels. Luigi is the worst one to be stuck in.

After this job, Luigi tried to get out of the oven business but in every interview after this, "oh you've worked on ovens? Nice, we have a few oven problems to solve here. "

This reminded me of the venerable (27 years young!) halfbakery.

God that hits close to home.