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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/lily-kym on 2026-07-03 14:43:41+00:00.

As subject above. Today, just 30 min ago.

Clearing out the fridge and found mozzarella that was old. I’m talking OLD here. So old that the bag was completely full of air, to the point I’m surprised it didn’t burst already.

Bf gave it to me to dispose of so I figured I’d just pop it in the sink, shove a mug over it, burst corner with scissors. Great right?

No.

Big mistake. HUGE mistake.

It popped so hard, the mug shot up and rancid liquid sprayed me all over, plus my newly cleaned kitchen.

Bf finds it hysterical, apart from the smell which is through the house now.

I smell so bad despite a long shower. Some of it went up my nose, in my mouth (can taste it still). It’s put me off for life, never getting it again.

Off for another shower now…

TL;DR: popped very old mozzarella pouch and covered myself/my kitchen in gross liquid. Smells through the house now and I can’t get the smell off me.