Damn...

This person wrote for Philosophy 101...

...yet already has the words of a modern-day Marx

Or shall we say...

...Super Marx?

Chortles and guffaws to self

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[–] 17 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I feel bad for the professor who has to deal with someone who writes this badly.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I feel the opposite way tbh. I feel bad for the student who gets this kind of rude feedback. That is, if it's even real. But teacher mentality like this def can be real either way. Like what kind of feedback is "horrible opening"? What is there to learn from there? Students are in classrooms to learn. If they were great at what they do already, there wouldn't be a point in them showing up. If somebody is significantly behind, that's what remedial programs are there for.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Don't feel bad for made up shitposts, sir. Me and my friends used to do many such as these for fun in elementary school, it is probably the same person writing the text and "grading" it with a red pencil.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I want the full paper please

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 2 months ago

    I can't wait to crush some turts today, dunno about you

    Perchance.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    "02/18/22"

    You know, I get the lockdown for much of the world had ended by that point, but that pandemic really did hit us hard, didn't it...

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    This is true proletarian critique

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 2 months ago*

    Yeah, I remember, back in 2022, when the masses far and wide rejoiced after it was first disseminated.

    It was spread far and wide.

    The state tried to crush it.

    But the proletariat remembers.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    mamma mia! this prose is better than lots of spaghetti!

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    "lotsa spaghetti"

    i 'member this meme...

    no...

    oh no...

    it can't be...

    you TOO?!

    You're from the 2000s (and more specifically grew up during that decade) as well?!

    I thought I was the last survivor...

    ;_;

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