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[–] 216 points 2 months ago (2 children)

that’s gonna be a “nope” from me, dawg.

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  • [–] 190 points 2 months ago (48 children)

    Fuck. That. No website is worth that.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago (47 children)

    Ppl say this with such conviction but what about your bank website? What if it becomes industry standard and you have no other options? Just going to keep all your money in cash?

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I have never seen a captcha (much less a third-party service one) on my bank website. And the day I do is the day I walk into a branch and demand all my accounts be closed on the spot so I can take my business somewhere else. I understand the fear, but if the fear comes true, then this is a hill worth dying on. Be prepared to fight. We have to fight.

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  • [–] 94 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    The tech giant says the system only analyzes hand-movement points from a short video, does not record audio, and deletes the footage after verification.

    It's just a short video guys, there's even no audio! And they pinky promise to delete it.

    What a fucking shitshow that is. Like, honestly, I'm fine with regular captchas, even if they are the shitty ones. The newer (?) captchas that force you to do solve 5 bullshit "place this there" captchas are already reason enough for me to just leave the site. But if you force me to record a video of me throwing gang signs at the camera, probably several times again, because the movement was not correctly identified, I'm sure as fuck to never visit anything related to you ever again.

    I also love the irony that Google fights people bots, while they are scraping the whole internet and investing into AI automation massively.

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    [–] 63 points 2 months ago*

    Asks you to make gang signs and automatically adds you to the ICE database.

    This is the automation we have all been waiting for

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  • [–] 48 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Im so sick of this stuff.

    Time to go live in a van by the river.

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    [–] 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    ... I have no camera.

    This new CAPTCHA's prejudicial and exclusionary.

    Not to mention grotesquely invasive.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 months ago

    Here you go. 🖕

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  • [–] 38 points 2 months ago

    I have a hand gesture for it.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    = they are looking to improve AI hands

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    [–] 28 points 2 months ago

    Fun fact: Phone cameras now have enough resolution for AI to get your fingerprints off a photo

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago

    Do they need to capture my face as well?

    ╭∩╮(ಠ⌣ಠ)╭∩╮

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I now mess around with all captchas. Each time a site asks me to find x or click on y. I purposely click the wrong ones to help feed the algorithm!

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    [–] 27 points 2 months ago

    I guess I know which hand gesture I'll be making

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago

    I don't care what site it is but if i get that popup i won't be visiting that site anymore.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 26 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    What, so we can help fix the hands?

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    [–] 24 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The only gesture I'd ever give it:

    🖕

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    [–] 23 points 2 months ago

    This is the biggest "hell no" thing I'll probably see this week.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago*

    No cam on my pc...

    (and I'm not even going to tell this little fact to them)

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    When this can be faked in the near future, they'll be asking for ass thermometers and anus gestures.

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    [–] 21 points 2 months ago

    I can think of only one gesture

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago

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    Nope, just gonna browse away.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Please rub the verification can to continue.

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    [–] 18 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Definitely trying to make hands less fake looking

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    [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    Drink verification can.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    I'll give em a hand gesture alright.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    Turns out, I am no longer human

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Yes dance for me human

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Sounds like googles got a model that can mimic human hand gestures really well and want to prevent other companies from being able to scrape the Internet for AI training

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Future headline: Gemini sign language interpreter frequently flips the bird to absolutely everyone.

    We're not sure how this got into the training data...

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Lmfao anything to try to get a snap of your face.

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