that’s gonna be a “nope” from me, dawg.
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Fuck. That. No website is worth that.
Ppl say this with such conviction but what about your bank website? What if it becomes industry standard and you have no other options? Just going to keep all your money in cash?
I have a hard time believing all banks, including local credit unions, will simultaneously adopt this tech. And if they all do, maybe will I have to consider cash after all. But in the meantime, I'll switch to a banking solution that doesn't.
I changed banks when they asked for 2FA.
I have never seen a captcha (much less a third-party service one) on my bank website. And the day I do is the day I walk into a branch and demand all my accounts be closed on the spot so I can take my business somewhere else. I understand the fear, but if the fear comes true, then this is a hill worth dying on. Be prepared to fight. We have to fight.
French banks don't have that kind of external captcha. They are paranoid about it for good reasons. Also fuck Google, they are not worth it.
I'll drive to the fucking bank if I need them.
I deleted my banking app off my phone because it asked me for a selfie lol. I will absolutely switch banks over this.
The tech giant says the system only analyzes hand-movement points from a short video, does not record audio, and deletes the footage after verification.
It's just a short video guys, there's even no audio! And they pinky promise to delete it.
What a fucking shitshow that is. Like, honestly, I'm fine with regular captchas, even if they are the shitty ones. The newer (?) captchas that force you to do solve 5 bullshit "place this there" captchas are already reason enough for me to just leave the site. But if you force me to record a video of me throwing gang signs at the camera, probably several times again, because the movement was not correctly identified, I'm sure as fuck to never visit anything related to you ever again.
I also love the irony that Google fights people bots, while they are scraping the whole internet and investing into AI automation massively.
Asks you to make gang signs and automatically adds you to the ICE database.
This is the automation we have all been waiting for
Im so sick of this stuff.
Time to go live in a van by the river.
Turn off your computer. Reject technology and return to analog life.
... I have no camera.
This new CAPTCHA's prejudicial and exclusionary.
Not to mention grotesquely invasive.
Some people have no hands. Are those people supposed to wave their stump around? What about people who don't even have stumps?
= they are looking to improve AI hands
Fun fact: Phone cameras now have enough resolution for AI to get your fingerprints off a photo
I now mess around with all captchas. Each time a site asks me to find x or click on y. I purposely click the wrong ones to help feed the algorithm!

I don't care what site it is but if i get that popup i won't be visiting that site anymore.
What, so we can help fix the hands?
The only gesture I'd ever give it:
🖕
No cam on my pc...
(and I'm not even going to tell this little fact to them)
When this can be faked in the near future, they'll be asking for ass thermometers and anus gestures.
Gemini in a sultry voice: "Insert the probe and have a sissygasm to prove you are human"
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Please rub the verification can to continue.
Definitely trying to make hands less fake looking
Sounds like googles got a model that can mimic human hand gestures really well and want to prevent other companies from being able to scrape the Internet for AI training
Future headline: Gemini sign language interpreter frequently flips the bird to absolutely everyone.
We're not sure how this got into the training data...

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