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Doesn't work because it should be Paddy.
But Patty O'Furniture is the best drag name ever
It works if you flap the T as is often the case in American English (becomes a D sound)
We have a furniture place in my town named that. They always have a ridiculous section in our saint Patrick's day parade. It's like 15 folks with folding lawn chairs doing extremely minimal choreography. They always seem like they are having a good time with it.
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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