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[–] 16 points 3 months ago (1 child)

I was so confused as a kid and made that face more times than I can count. I was very naive and had a strong believe that people around me (especially adults) were smart. As I grew older I realized how wrong I had been. I have learned to accept that it's just how it is, but I still make that face from time to time.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    A teenager once asked me if Mountain Dew killed sperm cells.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    It also makes your testicles shrink

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Well, dear God, thank goodness for that.

    I used to drink about 200 ounces of diet mountain dew a day for something like 14 years, and I have massive fucking balls.

    I would honestly hate to see what they would be like if they hadn't been shrunk a little bit.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    And you try to point out the obvious, but they think you're stupid because you're not on their level.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I had a seventy five year old college educated former executive express bemused disdain that a documentary wouldn't tell the truth.

    The documentary expressed an opinion of an event from a different point of view.

    I'm not over it.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago*

    It's a whole school of rhetorical attack ("debating"), master wielders will bullshit their way to the top ez.

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