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[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago

A teenager once asked me if Mountain Dew killed sperm cells.

[-] antaymonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This was a pretty ubiquitous urban legend in the 90s. I think it was an accusation levied specifically at the Yellow #5 dye.

[-] Leg@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't be surprised if it did tbh.

[-] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

That kid needs real drugs.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

It also makes your testicles shrink

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Well, dear God, thank goodness for that.

I used to drink about 200 ounces of diet mountain dew a day for something like 14 years, and I have massive fucking balls.

I would honestly hate to see what they would be like if they hadn't been shrunk a little bit.

this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2026
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