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[–] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

A teenager once asked me if Mountain Dew killed sperm cells.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    It also makes your testicles shrink

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Well, dear God, thank goodness for that.

    I used to drink about 200 ounces of diet mountain dew a day for something like 14 years, and I have massive fucking balls.

    I would honestly hate to see what they would be like if they hadn't been shrunk a little bit.

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