I’ve made the account for the purpose of this post so please excuse the self dox.

The Lucille Ball Comedy Festival this year runs from August 6th-9th. Seinfeld will headline on Thursday the 6th specifically.

At the very least, we would like the town to know that he has dated minors and that he is a rabid Zionist, especially in light of his recent “it doesn’t exist” response when asked about Palestine. We've thought about making videos for social media and also posters to put up around town. I’ve considered buying a billboard but I’m assuming that would be at least $1000 if not $10k or more so that’s probably out the window.

We’ve also talked about a boycott and a protest, but currently do not have the infrastructure for that. There are two organizations we have vague contact with. One is the liberal remnant of a BLM group and is applying for nonprofit status so likes to do everything by the book. The other is more grass roots but is also quite liberal and generally focuses on electoralism. We do not have any DSA or PSL chapters locally. The closest for either is an hour and a half away in Buffalo.

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[–] 20 points 3 months ago (1 child)

You've got to show up with the absolute maximum amount of stink bombs that you can, the kind you used to be able to buy in those old candy shops. Bring multiple people and when you get there busts tart activating and dropping them all over the venue. Bonus points if you can also sneak in some fart spray and stank that up too. Remind this dude how much he fucken stinks.

Of course, this is the non fedposting answer.

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 3 months ago

    Yeah I’m specifically looking for non fed posting answers. Not looking to throw my life away for Jerry fucking Seinfeld. I’m not opposed to spending money either but I’d also prefer not to have to buy a bunch of tickets to his show.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    3 for 3 on dudes who suck.

    Honestly, just walking in backstage dressed like someone that works there and getting these dipshits to say something awful on camera is probably your best bet.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What's up with Meyers? The other two are some of the worst to ever do it but I haven't heard anything about Meyers

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Lucille Ball will be there that's fun

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Every building has a fire alarm that can be pulled

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Banner drops or maybe use a projector? Wheatpaste flier campaign?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    He doesn't have heavy security. Maybe stop by Subway for a tuna melt on the way there and do some assault with a breadly weapon.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Do you have access to a projector and some big ass speakers? You could project some stuff on the building that night.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Ohh this is some delicious soy yogurt, hmmm with nice big strawb... What the hell? my yogurt flew away and it landed?! ON JERRY SEINFELD?!!

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