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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

Make sure to use bean inclusive language in your day to day conversations. Together we can spread the good word of beanis.

-I'm eating right now ❌

-I'm stuffing my bean hole ✅

[-] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

isn't there also a version of this with corn? corn-man-khrush

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's a version of this for many foods, but they are all imperfect tokens of the platonic ideal: B E A N H O L E

[-] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

sir I believe you have failed to appreciate my subtle joke about buttholes (intrinsically funny)

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

You're gonna wanna sit down for this... Buttholes are ALSO imperfect token instances of the platonic ideal of beanhole

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Actually looks pretty good ngl

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Looks like a better way to cook beans than on an open fire. The only problem I have with it is that digging the bean hole seems like a lot of work in a camping/survival situation.

[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago
[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Become ungovernable. Break all regulations, your car's exhaust pipe is now my bean hole

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah just dig through the rock

[-] robotElder2@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
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[-] Busgirl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I loved reading the book this is from as a child

[-] hungrybread@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[-] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[-] hungrybread@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Was busgirl's comment a joke? That went way over my head

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I dont think it was a joke either, but I guess we'll have to wait for confirmation of whether it was or not.

It seems CrookedSerpent's comment was a joke tho

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn I wish I had a garden where I can start fires and dig holes. That's the main downside of city life.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

You can dig holes and start fires anywhere if you're brave enough.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My city is all please don't start fires and we have forest fire season

Fun fact, forest fire season doesn't effect private property.

I could probably get away with digging some holes. I do own a safety west.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

me n the boys getting sloppy in the bean hole

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

saddam-hussein but with beans

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I got your four basic food groups: beans, bacon, whisky, and lard."

[-] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

We're all gonna die

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I love the overnight-pot-with-blanket slow cooking method

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's right, it goes in the ~~fun~~ bean hole!!

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

An equal amount of salt and pork would make it a bit too porky. I think you should sub some of the pork out for more salt.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Oh that refers to Salt Pork, a method and final product of preserving pork before refrigeration was widely available. It was INCREDIBLY salty and likely needed to be soaked for hours before preparation to begin with to reduce its salt content, if anything. This slow cooking method would allow even more of the salt to be exuded from the meat and season the rest of the ingredients. I'm assuming this all gets stirred together at the end of the recipe into a bean stew much like Brazilian Feijoada.

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I'm familiar with salt pork, but this diagram shows the salt as separate from the pork, and at a roughly equal quantity by volume.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Hmm. I guess I imagined it as two slabs. But I see what you mean now. I suppose it's ambiguous without the written instructions. This came to my as a meme so I don't have the original context lol.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, it's kinda wrong. It's just two pieces of salt pork. At this point in time, refrigeration did not exist so pork would spoil and become deadly within hours of slaughter. It was illegal to sell raw pork products in many countries because of Trichinella, so if you were eating pork it was either charcuterie or salt pork.

Industrial scale farming and modern refrigeration only really made raw cuts of pork widely sellable in the 1950s.

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