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[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 23 points 1 month ago

The slang term has two meanings in the U.K. and U.S., respectively. When a Brit calls themselves "gooners," they are emphasizing their support for the Arsenal Football Club. However, Americans refer to "gooners" as impulsive pornography addicts who are known to be chronic masturbators.

This is a non-story. He was addressing Parliament. Why would the US meaning be at all relevant when the UK PM addresses the UK Parliament?

[-] NovaSel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I guess it's just funny?

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What's with the British and their ?

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

They’re still doin’ it.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Seems kind of tame for British PMs, at least Starmer hasn't fucked a dead pig, as far as we know

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk -1 points 1 month ago

That was a fake story spread by Lord Ashcroft as part of a vendetta…

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I prefer my way where he fucks the pig

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago

You mean Lord Ashcroft’s way.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, I don’t doubt that Sir Keir is jorkin’ it, and by “it” I mean his peanits.

Maybe not at his desk.

[-] ati@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

The pun being that Arsenal kept placing very highly in the Premier League for years without actually winning it.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Arsenal fans are gooners. Very interesting term.

[-] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2026
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