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[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 7 points 5 hours ago

The slang term has two meanings in the U.K. and U.S., respectively. When a Brit calls themselves "gooners," they are emphasizing their support for the Arsenal Football Club. However, Americans refer to "gooners" as impulsive pornography addicts who are known to be chronic masturbators.

This is a non-story. He was addressing Parliament. Why would the US meaning be at all relevant when the UK PM addresses the UK Parliament?

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

What's with the British and their ?

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago

They’re still doin’ it.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

I mean, I don’t doubt that Sir Keir is jorkin’ it, and by “it” I mean his peanits.

Maybe not at his desk.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Seems kind of tame for British PMs, at least Starmer hasn't fucked a dead pig, as far as we know

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 1 points 6 hours ago

That was a fake story spread by Lord Ashcroft as part of a vendetta…

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