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[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

OP is suddenly realizing where all that sushi came from... hehe

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

"No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you'll need a comb to find out which side is the head part."

My search history is ruined.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Is it at least their cat?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

This is a great security feature. Is it an app?

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

No, it's a cat. You can tell by the ears.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I'm sure there's a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don't know how myself but it's probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief's phone over bluetooth...

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Can't even arm. Stoopid hooman tech.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The design is very human

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Stoopid indeed 👌

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Here you dropped this \

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ftfy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Damnit man... Were the bots really unnecessary all along?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Looks like the threadiverse needs an arm fetching bot too

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Imagine someone holds the cat while trying to crack the password

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Have you ever tried holding a cat?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

S/he was probably trying to online order cat food

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The cat food is probably always there. Kitty was trying to buy nip on the dark web.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

“Password is not ‘hoominstoopid’, damn!”

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

How can I set up Kubuntu to do this?

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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