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Caught red pawed! (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[–] 45 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area"

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.

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    • [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    Is it at least their cat?

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    This is a great security feature. Is it an app?

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It's a cool story

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I'm sure there's a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don't know how myself but it's probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief's phone over bluetooth...

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    • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Human tech ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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    • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Imagine someone holds the cat while trying to crack the password

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    • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    S/he was probably trying to online order cat food

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    • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    “Password is not ‘hoominstoopid’, damn!”

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Lol, cutie

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Hackercat!

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    [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    How can I set up Kubuntu to do this?

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