8 weeks almost to the day. I start on June 15th!

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[–] 73 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The only thing worse than going to work is being unemployed.

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I've been lucky and found what I love to do in my 20s. Outside of one shit boss I've had a great time being employed. Nearly 50 now so a pretty good run.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Man you are old. I am barely 49. Still a long way to 50.

    I have almost figured out what I want to do when I grow up. Right now being self-employed is working out.

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Damn, only eight weeks? I see that the job market is recovering. When I lost my job in November 2024, it took until May 2025 to find employment again!

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    A friend has been unemployed for 10 months, I think I just got lucky.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Ouch, celebrating an unemployment birthday doesn't sound like any fun at all...

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm getting by. The whole application process has become comical a few times. I'm assuming there's just a powerful consortium working against me. I've pondered, almost daily, taking my retirement fund and just finding a quiet and cheap space in Latin America.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    My ex father in law did that, Ecuador. He was just over 50 when he did that.

    Not that you're looking for advice, but the book Never Search Alone and joining a Job Search Council seems to be the best advice out there.

    I've been facilitating a JSC for several weeks now and found it helpful. The biggest thing the book doesn't cover is how to close, otherwise I don't think there is anything better.

    The advice is to close in every interview after you've asked your questions. It pretty much asks them to give you the job. My close is something like this "based on the quality of people and the challenges I'll get to help tackle, I want a job offer here."

    I also like to ask the gold star question at the beginning of an interview. I say something like "before we get started can I ask one question?" Nobody has ever said no, but if they do move in. Then ask "what do I need to accomplish in order for you (or the hiring manager if it's with HR) to get a gold star at the end of a year?"

    First, people LOVE that question every single time. Second they tell you what parts of your experience and background to focus on when answering the rest of the questions. There is so much to you, so much you've accomplished, so much you're capable of, how do you know what is the right thing to share? I find it best just to ask them right up front.

    Thoughts on any of that?

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    [–] 25 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Congratulations and I'm sorry for your loss.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Congratulations dude! Also, fuck these people. They don't know what it's like to be unemployed. Have a great career ahead!

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    You're an inspiration to me. I've been unemployed for three and a half months now. I swear some people look at inspirational stories and whine more.

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    Hurray!

    Please keep posting artwork

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Hey, congratulations man! May it be everything you hope it is in a job.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Congratulations, my dull brother! May us all find something soon!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Congrats! Watcha gonna do?

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Business analytics executive at a health care adjacent company.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Just speedrun retirement if you can.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    No no i want to enjoy all the time I have. Pretty hard to get more.

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