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[–] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Lol can't get real people to go so they have to order them.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    They're prolly gonna have to wear their uniform during the whole event. Otherwise the grift doesn't work. Something something taking up smoking so you can have more breaks at work.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Do they not have enough stooges to fill the seats? Or maybe they're afraid that one of the stooges will try and shoot the most beloved and successful president of the century, maybe forever.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Soulless husks with a penchant for violence. And that’s just the audience.

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