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[–] 30 points 2 years ago (11 children)

You shouldn't be allowed to pick an animal outside your hemisphere for a national symbol.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Look man the Scottish have a unicorn and the Welsh have a dragon. Clearly the UK doesn't agree with that rule

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Imaginary creatures are fine and actually cooler. Just don't pick a lion if there's no lions on your island

    .and a premptive 'fuck you' to anyone who points at a zoo

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Does the Tower of London count as a zoo? It technically wasn't.

    They kept Barbary Lions (and a bunch of other exotic animals) in the Tower of London and it's how it ended up as the symbol of England, practice started in the 1200s.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    nervous American googles if bald eagle is indigenous

    "Whew. I think we're safe, boys."

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Benjamin Franklin wanted to go with the turkey because he thought eagles were assholes

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Not accurate. The Brit has to have his lips pressed against the shoe with a little tongue added in.

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  • [+] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)