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[–] 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Jean this is exactly why you are not getting into heaven.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    All I need are Lyra, Will, and a few good armored bears. We’ll be back before teatime

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Those books are so good. I just finished rereading them for the first time since I was in like grade 5 and they definitely hold up. The fact that the movie was so watered down and didn't continue the story just when it starts to get REALLY interesting and philosophical was a travesty

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  • Jeannette Rankin looking real smiteable right now

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    God can be temporarily incapacitated if you exploit her minigolf addiction.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Giving me Unsong vibes

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Yeah and the Kandra can't even kill humans

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago*

    Sounds like Grover's plans have improved: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMZ-6zs0mM

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  • [+] -6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    That's okay, God doesn't exist and neither does heaven. Probably, I can't prove it any more than you can, but even if the Tyrant exists I'd sooner go to hell.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Oh wow thanks for clearing that up, I was getting hung up on how sturdy the thing we gotta jam into the aperture to heaven would have to ve.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 2 months ago

    It would probably need quite a large breaking strain, and would have to be quite long so a dozen or so people can push it and pull it from side to side.

    I also may be putting a lot of thought into this. But I have considered storming the gates of Heaven quite often, then realised St Peter would probably stop me and (as a result) have thought about going into Heaven through the back passage. Because taking God from behind seems like the best thing to do.

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