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So, apart from that, how was the play Mrs Lincoln? (thelemmy.club)

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[-] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah and the Kandra can't even kill humans

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 16 points 3 days ago

Jean this is exactly why you are not getting into heaven.

[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Clearly the invasion force GOT into heaven.

Otherwise they wouldn't have realised they forgot about God :)

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago

All I need are Lyra, Will, and a few good armored bears. We’ll be back before teatime

[-] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Those books are so good. I just finished rereading them for the first time since I was in like grade 5 and they definitely hold up. The fact that the movie was so watered down and didn't continue the story just when it starts to get REALLY interesting and philosophical was a travesty

[-] dendie@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

The TV series was excellent though!

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

God can be temporarily incapacitated if you exploit her minigolf addiction.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I thought it was skeeball?

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

You're right, I misremembered.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago

Jeannette Rankin looking real smiteable right now

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Giving me Unsong vibes

[-] Hazor@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sounds like Grover's plans have improved: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMZ-6zs0mM

[+] Etterra@discuss.online -7 points 3 days ago

That's okay, God doesn't exist and neither does heaven. Probably, I can't prove it any more than you can, but even if the Tyrant exists I'd sooner go to hell.

[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Oh wow thanks for clearing that up, I was getting hung up on how sturdy the thing we gotta jam into the aperture to heaven would have to ve.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

The trick is using lots of lube

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I found a pretty solid crowbar in the work dumpster

[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It would probably need quite a large breaking strain, and would have to be quite long so a dozen or so people can push it and pull it from side to side.

I also may be putting a lot of thought into this. But I have considered storming the gates of Heaven quite often, then realised St Peter would probably stop me and (as a result) have thought about going into Heaven through the back passage. Because taking God from behind seems like the best thing to do.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Nobody asked, but thanks for sharing.

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