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[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Oh wow thanks for clearing that up, I was getting hung up on how sturdy the thing we gotta jam into the aperture to heaven would have to ve.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

The trick is using lots of lube

I found a pretty solid crowbar in the work dumpster

[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It would probably need quite a large breaking strain, and would have to be quite long so a dozen or so people can push it and pull it from side to side.

I also may be putting a lot of thought into this. But I have considered storming the gates of Heaven quite often, then realised St Peter would probably stop me and (as a result) have thought about going into Heaven through the back passage. Because taking God from behind seems like the best thing to do.

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