The civil war had nothing to do with slavery. It was about states rights...to do slavery.

One of my friends from the South said it best. "Some children learn about the Civil War, and some children learn about 'The War of Northern Aggression'."

"The War That Had Nothing To Do With Slavery."

That's either next week's Onion storyline or a law that will be passing through congress the week after... it's difficult to tell these days.

I personally know it as "The war of reactionary butthurt southerners"