"Are you human?"

I understand why it's needed, but it's damn annoying when every single website asks.

"How tall are you?"

"Do you play basketball?"*

*This one turned into did you play basketball last week and it stung

What’s for dinner? Why do I have to eat this? Why do I have to go to bed? Why do I have to get up? Why do I have to go to school?

The flip side of having kids is when they start asking really fun questions about science and nature and you get to share the wonder of the universe with them, but holy hell kid.. I’ve answered your question 5 times already and the answer isn’t changing at all.

"What's it like being a twin?"

I don't fucking know, what's it like not being a twin? They've always been there. It's like having a sibling only we share a birthday??

Then if it stops there I'm fine. But usually they ask shitty sexual questions. Less as we've gotten older cause old women are gross.

“How’s it going?”

Using this as a greeting with “good, you?” as the conventional answer is so stupid but so normalized, I feel much more strongly about this than it actually justifies lol

"Are you okay?"

Its like, I'm fine enough, thanks. You don't need to keep asking.

"Do you have any sugar?"

I offered you sugar and cream when you ordered the coffee, and you just said "cream". This is on you.

At my job I stand behind a counter with a 30 foot wall behind me covered in pegs holding key blanks. Customers approach me and ask "do you make keys here?" Of course we do we don't just have all these blanks for show.

Being asked a million questions when someone finds out I'm a communist

I wouldn't be getting an interrogation or being tasked to do a History/Political Science 101 lecture on the spot if my politics were anything else, and the last thing I want to do is get into fights with someone I don't know or care much about because they refuse to question the propaganda they've been given and I absolutely need to be convinced by them

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"What question are you sick of answering?"

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How's it going?

I mean as small intro talk at work that almost everyone feels obligated to say every damn time.

"What race are you?" It's an extremely insidious, loaded question usually asked by someone who believes race is a biological reality. Things change however I answer this question, but nowadays my attitude toward the asker is what changes the fastest.

"does the fediverse have something to do with the feds"

"it's not working" posed as a question

The various questions with the answer being "yeah... People are weird, right?"

Questions are hardly tiring. Prejudices and assumptions are, though.