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smelling my own farts is cool but I'd really love to join a club for this so I'm jealous
Well, if you're not able to join you could at least read one of our fundamental texts, it's called The Bean Curve. It essentially says that all traits across humanity are normally distributed, so that means the more normal you are the more traits you have
When in doubt the answer is bean
Got me through middle school
You'll be tempted to use non-bean flatugens, but they'll be testing for that. You can't go wrong by sticking with beans.
Performance beanhancements? God forbean it, I shan't
i got a perfect score of 800 on the biology beanSAT and I still didn't get accepted
Here's a tip for ya:
Wear some more deodorant!
Great first impressions, subsciblled
Use chatgtbean, it's a tool like a calculator or a ruler so it should be allowed.
I've been running beanseek locally on my debean pc
Just be sure you give beanseek plenty of space to work with
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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