Just one more staged assassination attempt bro, I swear bro if we stage just one more people will believe it's real this time bro. C'mon bro bro just one more. One more staged assassination attempt and people will stop talking about how Trump raped children on Epstein Island. We just need to stage one more, it'll work this time bro, I swear!
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Maybe he forgot he was carrying until it was almost his turn for screening and didn't want to lose his place in line.
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this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2026
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