This version is way better, not sure who made it so can't credit

This is the peak antichrist mythos.

Who’s going to take Grandpa’s keys away?

Evangelicals will eat this up, which goes to show that their beliefs mean fuck all.

Everything I dislike goes against my sincerely held beliefs! Tune in next week to find out what new thing I am vehemently against.

Is crucifixion on the table?