This is one of the fundamental rights on which the European union was founded.

House and pet sitting. I'm now in a country full of cheese. There's cheese everywhere. I'm eating a cheese sandwich while typing this. 'Please eat all the cheese while we're gone' they begged me before narrowly escaping the giant wheel of cheese thundering down the steep hillside, under a light but constant dribble of melted cheese falling from the cheese-laden sky.

Didn't we lock you in the dumpster?

If you're not inspected for cheese crumbs, you could contaminate the next place's cheese culture. At least have cheese crumb control to keep local cheese unique.

Cheese relies on paying thugs to take it from (recently) pregnant cows

Try France. No thugs at the border and more types of cheese than anywhere in the world.