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Half the school board thinks Keith deserves a third chance (that's right, not his first time making inappropriate comments to a child).

They say only he can decide if he wants to step down. They did vote in favor of censuring him. The rest of the school board members that laughed during the comment and touching of a child faced no repercussion. Some even pretended to be offended during the emergency hearing.

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[-] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Just love knowing all those cunts are complicit in the sexual harassment of children. Something that should have a zero tolerance policy.

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Not removed huh. Does he get a date with the kid then instead? That'll be an awkward conversation picking the girl up from the parents house. Who takes care of the baby the little girl-mother has, a little girl cant be legal guardian right, so is it split custody between the girls parents and the school board member?

I'm just working out logistics here, not passing any judgement on the all knowing, evidently self-regulating school board who are clearly above following any laws.

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 34 points 20 hours ago

I’m a dentist and we get summaries of the disciplinary actions taken by our board. A few years ago, there was a male dentist who finally lost his licence for grabbing patients’ and staff’s breasts. The summary read that he had been disciplined for this five times already and they were only just waking up to the fact that he should no longer be licensed to practice.

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[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 9 hours ago

Pervin’ Erven

Ayyyyy, gottem!

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

He just said what all the other old dickless codgers were thinking

Wheres all the 'kill your local pedophile' talk now?

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Wheres all the ‘kill your local pedophile’ talk now?

Only a fool goes against the will of the mighty school board. We are going to write a sternly worded letter demanding that he confine his activities to groping, oral, and back door, no penetration in the vagina area of the child, no strangulation play either, due to safety concerns. We ask that it be codified into official school board ethics policy that all school board members must follow, by penalty of stern written censure if they break this rule.

[-] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Well, look, not strangling the children a school board member rapes is just unreasonable. It adds intimidation of victims as an entire extra step! The school board is ready to talk when you have a seripus proposal to present.

What if we fired a dozen teachers to hire a full-time victim intimidator for each board member?

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[-] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

There's not one man in that entire city who is willing to do thirty days in jail to kick this guy's ass?

Not one bored retiree with honor?

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[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 34 points 1 day ago

Dude's electronics should have been seized and searched immediately.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 3 points 14 hours ago

Absofuckinglutely

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