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[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 15 points 15 hours ago

Hold a meaningful celebration for your loved one.

officer-down Yippie! They're finally dead! Gender neutral bathroom time! cat-vibing

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 17 points 16 hours ago

Ok I know we joke about investing in the funeral business but I may do just that now.

[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 22 points 20 hours ago

look out here comes my piss lmao

[-] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 17 points 18 hours ago

MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!

[-] haxboar@hexbear.net 51 points 23 hours ago

You got an ad? like... one of those things that ad-blockers block?

[-] stink@hexbear.net 8 points 15 hours ago
[-] kristina@hexbear.net 1 points 7 hours ago

Firefox can get adblockers aren't they on ios

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 32 points 22 hours ago

fr probably havent seen an ad on my computer in 2 decades

[-] fannin@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago

Love to know what ad blockers you're using that actually work. I've got two and i get two youtube ads every four minutes.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 31 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

You should only use one and you should only use ublock origin. It bugs out with multiple

https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock

Sponsorblock is also useful for inline video ads made by the video creator

[-] bunnossin@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

Sponsorblock does that AND skips the annoying seconds of silence in the beginnings/endings of lots of music

[-] fannin@hexbear.net 21 points 19 hours ago

Oh my god it was disabled. No wonder.

[-] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 13 hours ago

How do you add 2 ad blockers and manage to disable both ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Oh wait are you using chrome...?

[-] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 13 hours ago

Ad blockers suck on chrome and uBlock isn't supported

[-] fannin@hexbear.net 1 points 12 hours ago

Nah I meant on my phone. On an actual laptop or desktop I still have a bad habit from when I was actively working as a pentester for web apps: firefox is for testing chrome is for browsing.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago

not sure I'll recognise a post hog america

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

kelly Pumphrey and Dumphrey

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 23 hours ago

"Hello, I am your undertaker!"

"I'm sorry. Don't you mean funeral director?"

"No! That word is woke. No woke here! Undertaker 'cause he's goin' underground. Get it???"

Pumphrey sounds like a funeral parlor in a "comedy" staring Rob Schneider as the Undertaker.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 11 points 21 hours ago

starts crying

"A ghee. Look, I'm sorry you lost..."

"You mean my loss?

"You lost the war didn't you?"

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 23 hours ago
[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 13 points 22 hours ago

Hell of a drag king name

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