My name is Mud Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis My name is Mud, it's always been 'Cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen I dress in blue, yes, navy blue from head to toe I'm rather drab, except my patent shoes I make 'em shine, well, most the time 'Cept today, my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine Six foot two, and rude as hell I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell My name is Mud

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