I bent it using it normally, but can't remember what food bent it. I was impressed with how shitty it was so I bent it back and have been keeping it around.

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[–] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    There's always one like that in the drawer. The most hated fork.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Either throw it out or take a hammer to it and straighten it?

    I have a left handed person that often misjudges the endurance of tableware and bends spoons and forks like it's a weird sadistic hobby. Made me develop the touch to straingthen metal.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    I love silverware like this, really brings out the ole: "everything used to be so much better" in me.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I love it - this would probably be my favorite fork. I like how thin it seems to be (I love thin silverware).

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Sexual innuendo aside, the heavy ones with the thicker shaft are worth the extra money.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I want sausage now D:

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Looks like a ligma fork that you’ve ruined by making it straight.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Are you wearing a cast? Or is that a really thick sock?

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I needed some dopamine so I had my friend drag me behind a 4x4 on ice and slap me into a tree.

    If im being honest, I'd recommend alternative dopamine procurement strategies for anyone considering this method.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    What kind of sausage doesn't leave a mark on a paper plate? That's one magic sausage.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Oh it was greasy as fuck and left a mark, I just hadn't touched it yet

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    So you put A single breakfast sausage alone on a plate and ate it with a janky fork?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    See, this is what posting on The internet is all about, I get to be interrogated about the mundane details of my life and justify my every decision. It really gives my life purpose these days.

    I had a bowl of oatmeal also. They sat on the same plate if that matters. Yeah, a whole paper plate for a sausage seems a bit much. I guess it's not a big deal, washing a plate would have used detergent and water and electricity, and it's not much of a drop in the bucket compared to all the other waste and...

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Looks like ćevap to me, not a sausage :)

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)
    1. Thank you, I learned about something new today.

    2. I looked it up on Wikipedia and it still seems like it would leave a mark on a paper plate. 🤔

    (FWIW: If you're not in the US, this looks like remarkably like a Bob Evans' pre-cooked breakfast sausage. But I trust that your guess is corrrect.)

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    You need a poop knife.

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