On brand for Bloodfeast to ascend to a higher plane of existence but return to earth and run for office anyway instead of fucking off entirely

my longstanding theory is that vietnam (esp. cambodia) was a blood magick ritual coordinated by henry kissinger to grant himself immortality. but he forgot to ask for eternal youth

iraq 2 was dick cheney getting enough blood power together to undo the curse

It’s like when you haven’t seen a rival in DnD for a while and they’re suddenly an archfiend

this like when you meet gary for the 2nd time and he's got a fucking gyro

I was going to write some humorous line about the skull throne and bi-partisanism, but it's honestly so fucking depressing and black pilling to see these guys ascendant.