Fuck Oracle.

I don't usually say this but honestly if you are working at Oracle in 2026:

You deserve this. You're working for pure evil. Be thankful you can now maybe get a job that doesn't involve destroying humanity and democracy.

Daddy needs money to buy movie studio

They also depreciate their GPUs over 7 years rather than the couple of years they're useful for so their books are hella cooked.

🎈🪡

What were thousands of people doing there? How much meat does it take to run a patent troll operation?

The ⁠company had about 162,000 full-time employees as of May 31, 2025, according to its annual filing with the U.S. ​Securities and Exchange Commission.

What the fuck how is it that many people. I didn’t realize this shit company run by the shittiest group of people run such a huge operation.

Fuck Larry Ellison. Scumbag.

POP goes the weasel.

I'm sure that's totally going to help OCI's reliability. And Ashburn won't die for 3 straight days again, like it did this week.