Who even has a static IPV4 these days?
"Haha I know your IP"
"Haha, you know the IP of the VPN server I'm using, check again, now I'm in France, now Thailand, now Wisconsin!"
Mr. Everywhere
I'm at a hotel right now. Apparently they don't like large amounts of traffic they can't see (ssl usenet downloads behind a vpn lmao) so they booted me off their network.
"VPN Re-roll, MAC re-roll, back on."
ATGC hahaha been a minute but I still remember.
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