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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Laser dot on my forehead, tears in my eyes, huge forced smile on my face You gotta love the Democratic party!

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 6 hours ago

and what do you know! the yankstapo claim every circumstance is "extraordinary"!

congratulations to the democrat party on doing what they do best, nothing!

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

I'm sure the same people who have immediatly labeled the last two most obvious people they've murdered domestic terrorists won't just call everything an extraordinary circumstance.

[-] this_dude_eating_beans@hexbear.net 21 points 6 hours ago

I have no mouth and I must fed post

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 32 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

ffs this was the only proposal from dems that would have a positive effect

Giving them all QR codes is fucking stupid when they'll attack you for filming them, making them wear cameras is worthless when they're recording snuff films on their own phones, requiring they work with local law enforcement is worse than stupid, I hate democrats I hate them hate them hate them.

[-] jack@hexbear.net 37 points 8 hours ago

ICE should stop firing shots after they have fired a sufficient amount to guarantee they've killed someone. End the brutality of extra post-mortem shooting!

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 21 points 7 hours ago

coming soon: bipartisan mask bans for everyone else

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 21 points 7 hours ago
[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 51 points 9 hours ago

Just one more compromise bro. Just one more compromise. We'll get the Republicans to work with us to get stuff we want! Just one more compromise!

[-] RindoGang@lemmygrad.ml 57 points 9 hours ago

Liberals once again prove themselves to be fascist enablers while being smug about it

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Crazy how often not doing anything is actually the smart and pragmatic move while the boot gets heavier and heavier.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 35 points 9 hours ago

Is it possible to soften diarrhea? Just come out and say you just want ICE to pinky promise not to be such big meanies before they go off and murder more people.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

Is it possible to soften diarrhea?

Yes, but you have to get cholera. Which does seem to be metaphorically tied to the situation.

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 38 points 9 hours ago

The Dems really have that "they can't dump me if I dump them first" energy

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 25 points 9 hours ago

the grains of democrat perfidity build a heap of resentment that will bury them

[-] miz@hexbear.net 44 points 10 hours ago

just when you think they can't get more pathetic

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 9 hours ago

Perhaps they're too lazy to work out terms.

No masks means no gas masks, no face shields.

How about they must be clearly identifiable, first name, last name. How about you maintain a publicly accessible registry, and they wear a non-removable number on front, back and both shoulders?

[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 23 points 6 hours ago

How about they all be fed into a meat grinder.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 15 points 6 hours ago

How about immolate every single one of them immediately? Don't abolish ICE though, let people keep signing up. But then you just immolate them when they show up for their first day at work.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 49 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

ICE agents, should be, at the absolute worst... process servers telling people their "papers" aren't in order and where to go to get that shit straightened out.

There's pretty much zero reason for ICE employees to be kitted out and operate like infantry.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 15 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, need someone arrested for breaking the law? Uh we have guys for that, they're called police

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 34 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

how about fuck em? let them choke and and lose their eyes like the people they terrorize do. Occupational hazard. They don't give a shit when they shoot and gas us.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 52 points 9 hours ago

I don't think they're lazy, I think they're working hard to further the goals of capitalism and fascism while pretending that they aren't. It's a full time job pretending the way they do

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 hours ago

they're like hollywood actors, but without academy awards shows. lol

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

They throw donor galas instead

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 25 points 8 hours ago

How about we abolish ice, and homeland security. And all of the existing agents get a free visit to an unused mineshaft?

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 28 points 9 hours ago

The ending of Inglourious Basterds showcased a perfectly appropriate permanent identifying mark for ICE agents

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 47 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Why the fuck would an immigration agency need gas masks or face shields?

Ignoring all this "Making laws that are already laws" shit in the first place

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 16 points 8 hours ago

they should be wearing masks for covid, but under the current circumstances they should just all have extra holes in their skulls

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