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[-] Melobol@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 days ago

Illegal boner pills in supplement. Is this a honey-trap?

[-] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Guess we now know why it's called Honey NUT Cheerios.

[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 11 points 3 days ago

If you don't get the reference, it's from the movie Black Dynamite. Any further explanation would be spoilers.

If you don't care about spoilers though:

Tap for spoilerThe malt liquor that is being covertly advertised by the CIA towards black men is laced with a drug that gives them micropenises.

[-] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Brilliant film, one of the ones I quote most often

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

This has been going on in chinese herbal medicine for decades. None of that shit actually ever worked, so they started grinding up viagra in it.

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

Is it the Lil' St James honey company?

[-] ghost9@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Isn't this the plot of the bee movie?

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