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The Honor of the Cubicle is at Stake! (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/risa@startrek.website
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[–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You missed the perfect opportunity to say “That’d be glorious”

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    • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Glory to you... and your TPS reports.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Today is a good day to file

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You fucked GOWRON?!

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    • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It would be amusing to see a Klingon cube farm. All office drama will be handled by personal duels of honor.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Having worked in a cubicle office where Nerf battles were a frequent occurrence, let's just say that it would be the death of productivity. And that's before you lose co-workers to ritual office battles.

    Hey, was bug #4587 fixed yet?

    "No idea. That was Carl's task, but he died without honor last week. So probably not."

    Also the idea of getting through every code review with a bat'leth just sounds exhausting.

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    • [–] 10 points 2 years ago*

    They said I could listen to car talk with Martok at a reasonable volume.

    ....

    Where is my red Bat'leth? Okay... I'm going to send this whole place to Gre'thor

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

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    [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    CORPORATE ACCOUNTS PAYABLE N'NAGH SPEAKING. JUST A MOMENT

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    [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    ITS WHERE YOU BELONG.

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    [+] 1 point 2 years ago
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