there can only be one number one in this pissing contest, are you a bad enough poster to win?
Pissers only shitters and farters have their own tournament, be sure to hydrate and God speed 
I'm the number one power pisser, way past cool!
It's not just how fast you piss but how long and how far
Sonic can jump pretty far, so maybe he can piss too???
Sega gave 
a pissing moni game in kiwami 2 yet none for sonic, shows they don't feel confident in his piss game
Hexbear wont get my piss for free. I charge by the litre
Piss kulak 
prepare to have your piss liberated
Become the change you want to see comrade 🍵 drink plenty of tea
what is this, a pissing contest?
the number 1 pissing contest
Hexbear: home of challenge pissing. That's right challenge pissing. How does it work? If you can piss six feet into the air straight up and not get wet you get your own sticky.
It's broken down like the Olympics with different categories I can think of rn and finally a shonen tournament
What if I can piss into my own mouth and keep pissing pisspetually? What does that get me?
May I still compete even though I shidd and fort too? L.O.K. bending tournament rules or are we afraid of true greatness?
You can have a cork placed in so as not to effect pissing results, the cork will be removed afterwards for your safety
You.... You don't have to remove it 
Sorry gotta save them for next year, budget cuts and all
Sigh... Pop here's your piss then, careful, I filled the glass 
🤣 if socialism was a piss 🤣😂
Sorry about my lack of froth, my revolutionary essences had been used up for my 
, that SOMEONE ate.
The color says you need to drink more water, truly 991 more words can be expressed by this pic
Well I only drink piss so that might be why.
It is efficient, no faster way to make piss then by drinking piss
Noooo, it's really hot here and I'm dehydrated, I can't compete in these conditions!
Gotta get chugging then
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